Even Her Neighbors Love Her
With fires ablaze in Malibu, the paparazzi’s ongoing stakeout of Britney Spears’ home has not subsided. The neighbors are starting to get fed up. From the New York Observer:
“Basically, all the paparazzi are still out there trying to get their Britney shot,” said one resident of the beachy burg. “They don’t even care much about the burning houses.” He said there are five to ten lensmen around the clock. “It’s insane. Just as bad as it was before, only now there are burning trees.”
Even Mel Gibson’s wife, Robyn, who lives near Britney, chimed in with her two cents.
“She was like, ‘It’s so annoying that people are more concerned about if Britney Spears’s house was burnt’”—so far, it’s escaped any damage—“‘than their own well-being.’” Mad Max’s wife, who was forced to evacuate along with the couple’s twin boys, went on to say that the situation said horrible things about “people’s priorities.” “Basically,” said the source, “Britney needs to get the fuck out of Malibu.”
My guess as to why the fires haven’t ravaged Britney’s house is because there is a Cheeto residue covering the entire premises, acting as a forcefield of sorts.
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SusieQ says:
So, she hasn’t evacuated yet? She is still staying at her house? That’s weird. I thought everyone had to evacuate?
anonymous says:
Does anyone know for sure that Brit Brit got implants? They do seem bigger, but I’ve never read anywhere that she did.
Lauren 45 says:
this poor girl -iLEAVE HER ALONE — f i was mel gibsons wife i woudnt be casting any stones
hookamama says:
Those are not implants..if they are she needs to get a refund. Luv Johnnyfree comments! effin’ hilarious!!
Anonymous says:
Those aren’t implants….they’re too far apart. Alot of times, if women gain weight, their boobs get bigger too, so that could be the case. It’s not her fault the paparrazi is hanging out in front of her house. Call the cops or something!
just_me says:
It really isn’t her fault the paps are outside of her home constantly, is she not allowed to live places because of them?
Sounds to me like robin gibson is just pissed that no one is interested in her or her family because her husband is an alcoholic, anti-semite, preacher!
Suzanne says:
I would be so tired and sick of the paparazzi and also, of all the people talking about me all the time. PLEASE GIVE HER PEACE OF MIND AND LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE…..