Hide The Fug!
So remember that fug-ass picture of Mischa Barton that came out about a week ago? Well of course, Mischa and her camp are claiming that the photos are fakes.
Barton’s publicist contends that Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett - whom she calls a “parasite” - is out to make the former “O.C.” star look bad because “she called him out for taking the topless shots.”…”Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. “I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.” “Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”
True. Photoshop is omnipotent. But if you chain-smoke Reds and get DUI’s like Janice Dickinson gets plastic surgery, your ass will pay the price. But an-80-year-old bottom? Whoever the hell that supposed 80-year-old lady is, somebody needs to ink her a deal with Olay because 80-year-old legs don’t look like that.
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bricksfan says:
I saw her in South Beach for New Year’s 05/06… Her legs weren’t THAT bad, but, they were really bad for her age…
GoddessAva says:
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This child has ALWAYS had a problem with her legs. I guess all the other paps who took pix of her in the past has it out for her too?!?!?
Just have it sucked out…you have the money for it!
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