Nicole Put Joel On A Diet

Dec
9
Submitted by JohnnyFree on December 9, 2008 - 2:10am
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I guess Nicole was getting sick of dating some fat punk-rocker boy band wannabe. So she put his ass on a diet.

A source said: “Joel laughed it off at once, but Nicole became a food vigilante. She has banned fried food and most sugary items from the house. This was a true hardship for Joel because he was a junk food junkie.” The source added: “After some initial grumbling, Joel turned out to be a model dieter, much to Nicole’s delight. He is raving about sleeping better and having more energy.”

I guess he'll now look like a skinny troll instead of a round one.

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Seriously, I never got what she sees in him.

- KeyLimePie, December 9 2008 10:37am

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