Madonna Does Louis Vutton

Not in the hourly motel sense, but the ad sense. Madge spread her skank claws for the photo shot in a smoky French bistro. Designer Marc Jacobs gave Madge the nod for the ad campaign after attending her concert.

“I was totally just blown away by it, and moved by her performance, by what she had to say, and her energy.” As the meeting went on, Jacobs tapped out a message to Madonna on his BlackBerry, and within about five minutes came the reply: “I’d love to.” The shoot wrapped up in less than a day and without incident, although Jacobs said hordes of paparazzi literally “appeared out of the bushes” the moment Madonna arrived. “It went from a quiet street to complete chaos,” he said. The designer also marveled at the singer’s incredible fitness that allowed her to recline, her back arched, on bentwood chairs, or shoot a leg straight up in the air, no sweat. “She’s so sure of herself as an icon and as a woman. It was her idea to do the fishnets,” Jacobs said. “What fascinates me the most about her is her never-ending energy, and the idea of becoming and changing. She’s an artist who’s unafraid to use her voice.”

She's also unafraid to use other parts of her body, which I'm sure A-rod will be penning in a tell-all sometime soon.