Russel Crowe's Fatness Gets Sienna Miller Fired

Sienna Miller has been denied the role of Maid Marian in Nottingham, because of his refusal to lose weight.

Crowe, 44, has not shed the four stone he gained for his role in the recent Body Of Lies, where he played a former journalist who hunts down terrorists from his armchair. Fearing his older, gutsier Robin would look 'laughable' alongside her petit Marian, Miller was canned from 'Nottingham', a £110million remake of the Robin Hood tale.

This is when you know you have made it in show biz. That you can be fat, and your skinny co-star actually gets fired for not being fat enough! Hilarious. Normally I would be sad for the actress, but in Sienna's case it's karma.