Paris Is Even More Vapid Than I Thought

A book by Mark Ebner called “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton" is slated for release and delves into Paris' personal life...including other tapes she has and ignoring her grandmother's own funeral.

Riley had an even more profitable video in hand when two “Russian kids” robbed a mansion with no idea it was Paris Hilton’s. They figured it out only “when they saw photos of her all over. They snatched whatever they could get their hands on.” Riley, incarcerated but articulate, told Ebner about the footage. Hilton filmed herself in a state of arousal in a New York taxi. Later, at her grandmother’s funeral, Riley says, “she’s sitting in the church shooting video of herself. She is paying no attention to the eulogy. Paris has Brandon [Davis] film her when she gets up to say goodbyes to her grandmother.”

Who the hell can actually hate on their own grandmother? I bet Paris was texting Joe Francis at the funeral. Wow.