Noel Gallagher Is A Veteran

I've always known that Noel Gallagher was a serious drinker, but this is crazy! Noel took to his blog and wrote about his bender from the other night.

Urgh! My head hurts today. Had a bit of a smash-up last night. Where? But an Irish bar of course. Me and Cool Prophet(Gem) were the last ones left at it - again! So I got left with the bar bill - which I’ve just found in my pocket. It reads as follows: 29 pints of Guinness 16 pints of Strongbow 6 pints of Jupiler (whatever the fuck that is!) 4 pints of Heineken 3 Gordon’s gin 5 Sauza Tequila 12 Bacardis 11 Vodka Stolis 14 Jameson whiskey 10 Bushmills Malt 16 bottles of Coke 7 bottles of tonic 4 7-Up …and this is the killer: 1 glass of Port and a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps!!?? All came to a colossal € 708.40. Bargain.

I am assuming that this is a tab including drinks for other people because if one person drank this their BAC would be about 0.50.