You're Fired!

Yes folks, I was shocked I tell you. Shocked! But Paris has officially fired her BFF Brittany Flickenger. Best Friends Fortwoweeks! Casting has begun for the second season of Paris Hilton My BFF.

"Paris Hilton's My New BFF is back for part deux. The Heiress to American Royalty extends her most exclusive invitation to expand her A-List Clique. Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? How about the fantasy of jet setting around the world with the ultimate BFF, whose fierce style, charisma and star power is only matched by your own. Now that's hot! Paris is granting the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or "fabulous" guy who has what it takes to join Paris Hilton's inner circle. Finally, you have the chance to show the world that you have what it takes to achieve social stardom; allowing you unprecedented access to young Hollywood as never before. Loves It! Doron Ofir Casting is enlisting only the "Hottest Bitches" and the most "Fabulously Fierce Guys" who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30. TTYS!"

I guess you basically get to be an unpaid assistant to Paris for a month or two if you win. Awesome. You can do that without all the hassle, and you can actually get paid for it.