The Kardashians Adopt A Chimp

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Submitted by JohnnyFree on February 20, 2009 - 10:15pm
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In a move resembling a new level of retarded, the Kardashians have adopted a chimp. Kim still managed to call it a monkey though.

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom's bed. Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it! It's just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

Yeah I bet feeding a chimp Capri Sun is great for them since, you know, it grows all over the rainforest. The craziest part is that there is actually someone in the house that might actually offer a mental challenge!

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ok, so Kim is in a room with a chimp who is playing the flute and a chimp who can play the piano...who is the smartest primate in the room?

An old anthropology joke. They are all primates, and you're supposed to say the human, but in Kims case, I bet the chimps are smarter.

It really bothers me when people call apes monkeys and vice versa.

- longshot, February 22 2009 02:41am

Idiots. Did they not read about Travis, the "pet" chimp who half-ripped off that woman's face and left her in critical condiotion ???? These are WILD ANIMALS who belong in their native habitat, THE GODDAM JUNGLE !!!

- LadyDi, February 23 2009 10:26am

^^So much WORD, Lady Di.

- am, February 23 2009 10:28am
Willa

I feel bad for that sweet chimp. The whole family is stupid and for them to think that they can meet the care for this animal just proves how ignorent they are. I really hope this isn't a stunt to get the ratings up for their show.

- Willa, February 23 2009 02:54pm

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