Nicky Hilton Makes A Citizen's Arrest

Nicky Hilton was assaulted by a homeless man at a West Hollywood IHOP on Saturday. She then placed the man under citizen's arrest.

"One of our deputies was at the IHOP, having a coffee break, and noticed a waitress run outside because there was a commotion," [Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore] tells Us. Another deputy was then called "because there was a misdemeanor battery that involved Nicky Hilton and a man named Michael Broadhurst," adds the spokesman. The 50-year-old homeless person "came up behind Ms. Hilton and pushed her. She's OK, but she was desirous of prosecution. She said, 'I am placing you under citizen's arrest!'" Whitmore says it was a dual effort by both Hilton and the two deputies to arrest Broadhurst, who will appear in court April 21.

I'm having a hard time believing this mainly because it would mean that Nicky Hilton had to actually read or memorize the Miranda rights - both of which are beyond her mental capacity. I do believe she was at an IHOP though. From what I hear IHOP is super-easy to puke up after you eat it - so it must fit right into Nicky's nutritional plan.