Gwyneth Paltrow Is A Doctor

Since Gwyneth Paltrow is an expert in everything, she apparently got her medical degree last week (in her spare time) and now knows what carcinogens are in shampoos.

Gwyneth Paltrow has been branded ‘loopy’ by scientists after warning that products such as shampoo could be linked to cancer. The actress says she was ‘seized with fear’ after reading research about what she calls ‘environmental toxins’ - chemicals which are present in everyday items. Miss Paltrow said children were unable to easily break down toxins and claimed the number of children getting cancer and autism was growing ‘exponentially’. Leading bacteriologist Professor Hugh Pennington described her claims as ‘rubbish’ and ‘loopy’. And Cancer Research UK said the number of children with cancer had not changed in the past ten years and there was no known environmental cause for the disease.

It is utterly amazing how much crap piles out of her mouth! It's just like a steady flowing stream of shit. Thank God she doesn't actually have the ability to do cancer research.