Blohan Wants Leo DiCaprio

Apparently last week Lindsay Lohan was all over Leo DiCaprio at My House nightclub in West Hollywood. From a source:

"As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey. She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him. She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. "Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy. "It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it."

All I know is if Leo was actually talking with Lindsay he must have take a severely huge horse tranquilizer and his vision and other senses were so f-ed that he probably thought a telephone pole was Bar Rafaeli. At any rate, Lindsay is really just trying to get on anything that she can sponge some loot from. So sad.