Denise Richards: "I've Had Three Boob Jobs"

When you want to grab attention, throw out a line about boob jobs and that will grab it. Howard Stern has a knack for getting celebs to confess their dark secrets and Denise admitted to several boob jobs.

"They're natural on the outside. I've never talked about it but I'll talk about it with you because I can't lie to you." "I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done," Richards told Stern. "I was flat as a board, and I thought 'Whoa, you can just buy them' and stupidly had them done!" "The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good -- they were a D!" "I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!"

You know how you had to write book reports in 5th grade and the big thing was always the summary. Summarize the book into it's important parts in two paragraphs. Well I can sum this up in a few words: "I have fake boobs. Give me a job." So retarded. There's 50 billion girls in LA with fake boobs and ironically most of them are actually more intelligent and talented than Denise.