Paris Hilton Will Soon Banish Herself From The Middle East

Paris is in Dubai filming for the third, yes you read that right, third installment of "My New BFF." She has decided that everyone needs to see her in a bikini - because that obviously has so much to do with finding a best friend.

TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF. But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece. Brilliant. Our source says: "Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules."

Is there anywhere she goes without ruining her reputation? Not that she has much of one left, but she seems to have a "slash-n-burn" tactic wherever she goes. Kind of like an annoying canker sore that won't go away.