This is too funny. All this crap that John Mayer has been spouting off about his dick and whatnot may have actually landed him another job.
Now, his dream could become a reality -- because XXX giant Vivid Entertainment wants to put Mayer to work ... stat! Vivid penned a letter to the blues singer offering him a gig as a writer and director for one of its upcoming nakey films.
Vivid writes that Mayer's a great candidate for the porn biz because his talents "have touched so many" -- and apparently there's a lot more touching to be done.
The sad thing is that I bet his script would be 1000% better than any one they have ever produced. Then again, if you pulled a drunk security guard off the street he would write a better script, so who knows.
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