February 19th, 2008 at 7:28 am by JohnnyFree

Wow. This is a change of pace - Avril Lavigne actually feels sorry for someone other than herself! She is reportedly sympathizing with Brit Brit and her woes with the paparazzi, despite bashing her in the past.
“No one else has it as hard as Britney, I feel bad for her. How does she even think with all those flashbulbs?”
Avril also went on to describe her own paparazzi run-ins.
“When I’m being followed, everything’s thrown off. They run red lights. They cause accidents. She can’t even walk to her car. F*****g stalkers!”
Duh Avril, Britney Spears doesn’t think! That’s beside the point though. The only explanation that I have for Avril’s new-found compassion is that she is pregnant. It’s the thing to do nowadays.
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February 4th, 2008 at 11:50 am by JohnnyFree



I always forget that the one redeeming factor about Avril Lavigne is that she does have a great body. This is Avril at her best - no talking or singing and just standing around in a bikini.
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January 10th, 2008 at 1:49 pm by JohnnyFree

A rep for Avril Lavigne is saying that Avril is not pregnant amidst rumors started by Canadian radio host Zack Taylor. His original claims:
Canadian radio host Zack Taylor wrote, “Avril is a month-and-a-half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he’s excited to be a father.”
Thank God this was a rumor! The absolute last thing the world needs is any sort of Avril Lavigne offspring polluting the same air that all of us normal human beings breathe. Wow, I was scared for a minute.
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January 4th, 2008 at 10:15 am by JohnnyFree

Avril Lavigne reportedly almost broke down in tears on New Year’s Eve at Prive nightclub in Miami because Lil Jon stole the mic and hosted the countdown that Avril was supposed to. Thank you Lil Jon! Witnesses at the event said Avril was on the verge of tears and grabbed her husband Derek and said “I wanted to do the countdown!”
Last time I checked “punk” meant if someone stole a mic from you, you would kick their ass and take it back. Or, being New Year’s Eve, you would climb some sort of high object in the venue and make a spectacle, ensuring you would be the center of attention for the countdown. You don’t just bitch to your husband! Avril is such a wannabe. Martha Stewart is more punk than her ass - she’s at least been in the slammer which gives her some street cred.
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October 29th, 2007 at 12:47 pm by admin

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October 12th, 2007 at 2:02 pm by JohnnyFree

Avril Lavigne is on the cover of Flare magazine this month. She interviewed with the magazine and was her usual self:
What’s the one item you cannot leave home without? AL: My cell phone.
What was the last book you read? AL: The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver.
Who is your favourite designer? AL: I don’t have a favourite designer.
If you could attempt any career other than your own, what would it be? AL: I would be a police woman or a nutritionist.
What is in your CD player right now? AL: Alanis Morrisette.
What’s your biggest fashion pet peeve? AL: High heels and short skirts- together.
Would you describe yourself as high or low maintenance? AL: Low maintenance.
How do you stay in shape? AL: I like to jog.
Ok….I doubt you really read that book, because that would imply that you actually shut your mouth for a while and stopped bitching which isn’t going to happen. Police woman or nutritionist? Riiiight. Try McDonalds fry cook, and you would probably get fired from that after a week. You hate high heels and miniskirts together because you aren’t attractive enough to wear them. Low maintenance? Hmm, judging by how “strong-willed” you are and how much you bitch, Derek probably has a razor in the bathroom cutting himself every night from having to deal with your ass.
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October 9th, 2007 at 12:55 pm by admin




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September 7th, 2007 at 11:28 am by JohnnyFree

Avril Lavigne is a talented class act. About as talented as a drunk donkey. In her latest interview with Q magazine, she commented on her success as an artist, her personality and her generosity.
On dealing with her incredible success
“Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won’t get hassled. But that’s OK. I was born to do this, and so I’ve learned how to cope.”
On her competition
“Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not.”
On her generosity
“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”
On her polarizing personality
“People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me.”
Hmmm…something seems awry here. 24 million albums sold and you only gave six f*cking boxes to Katrina victims! I’m sure she could have afforded to donate a little more and could have donated food instead of shoes that she had worn once and decide to throw out. I have any idea, maybe Avril should “donate” some money to a up-and-coming doctor who will perform an operation to remove her vocal chords so no one will have to hear her ass nag anymore. And it would be great if the doctor was that homeless drunk guy that I saw on the corner last week. That would be the true meaning of generosity in more ways than one.
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June 20th, 2007 at 6:58 am by JohnnyFree

The world’s most sour-faced bitcher-and-moaner, Avril Lavigne, has declared that she wants to do “other” things outside of music, such as acting.
“And I want to do other things also, outside of music — have some fun with acting and do a couple of movies. I have one scene in (a coming movie called The Flock, starring Richard Gere), and I’ve done a couple of small things, but now I’m looking to do a big part.”
I mean obviously if you are a “singer” that has a team of great producers and songwriters who write your songs for you, then you would definitely be overflowing with gobs of talent in the acting world. I bet Avril will be pigeon-holed into roles of the my-life-is-so-tough emo girl looking to “find” herself. Because Avril’s life is so rough, I am currently building the world’s smallest violin, completely out of pinheads, so that I can serenade her and get her through these “tough” times of living in a mansion and driving a Hummer.
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June 9th, 2007 at 11:44 am by admin




Avril Lavigne celebrating her after party from a concert earlier in the night at The Pearl at The Palms Las Vegas. Avril and
co. were dancing on the catwalk in MOON and partied at a VIP booth next to the DJ. They also ventured onto the Playboy Club for where bunnies and table service awaited.
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