Did Chris Martin Cheat on Gwyneth with Kate Bosworth?
Whoa now this is some gossip! The new issue of Star Magazine is reporting that Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth! Ouch! Lainey Gossip has the inside scoop:
Gwyneth Paltrow Is A Black Cloud
On the set of Iron Man 2, there was a black cloud hanging over the set, and it turned out to be Gwyneth Paltrow, who generally shit on everyone's mood on set.
Shutup Gwyneth
I'm really convinced at this point that she is just a straight out bitch.
id one friggin' downpour after another, beginning around 2 p.m. and still dribbling past 10 p.m., Ayhan and I were invited to Tribeca Grand this evening for a charity event [ed. note: the "Children of the City Champions Hope Benefit"], where Gwyneth Paltrow was the honored guest. It was supposed to be on the rooftop, but given that the city was sopping, it moved inside.
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Full Of Herself
Don't fret - Gwyneth Paltrow still hasn't lost her air of superiority. She recently sat down with People to once again discuss her website GOOP and how great it is and that people are happy that it's free.
“People are so grateful that it’s free. It’s just nice to share what you have. And I have all this great information. It’s just a gift. People want me to do all this other stuff. But right now, I just really love doing the site. I love thinking about the letters, what I’m going to write about, what kind of information we can put in there.”
Umm, how about you pay me to read your crap? That sounds quite logical actually. Or, I'll do you one better, I will pay you to stop writing for the site! I know, you have so much great info, but it's probably better if you just keep it to yourself.
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Smarter Than You
Gwyneth Paltrow once again has opened her huge mouth to talk about how shitty the US is and that Spain is becoming a "second home" for her. Of course, she failed to mention that the US has made her a star and extremely rich, etc. But other than that, it's obviously crappy.
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants More Kids
Unfortunately some people aren't born with built-in birth control. Gwyneth Paltrow is one of them. Her webcrap GOOP has really demeaned her character. Anyhoo, she wants to have another kid.
"At first I thought 'OK, that's it, I'm done, no way will I have more.' "Then my son turned two and you think, 'Oh, I don't want this to be the last two-year-old I have. "Maybe I'll do one more."
Well, if she does have another kid, it will be half Chris Martin, so at least it might be a good musician, which is something.
SourceGwyneth Paltrow Is A Doctor
Since Gwyneth Paltrow is an expert in everything, she apparently got her medical degree last week (in her spare time) and now knows what carcinogens are in shampoos.
Gwyneth Paltrow has been branded ‘loopy’ by scientists after warning that products such as shampoo could be linked to cancer. The actress says she was ‘seized with fear’ after reading research about what she calls ‘environmental toxins’ - chemicals which are present in everyday items. Miss Paltrow said children were unable to easily break down toxins and claimed the number of children getting cancer and autism was growing ‘exponentially’. Leading bacteriologist Professor Hugh Pennington described her claims as ‘rubbish’ and ‘loopy’. And Cancer Research UK said the number of children with cancer had not changed in the past ten years and there was no known environmental cause for the disease.
It is utterly amazing how much crap piles out of her mouth! It's just like a steady flowing stream of shit. Thank God she doesn't actually have the ability to do cancer research.
SourceGwyneth Paltrow Out And About
So you know how most of the time when you go out shopping with your toddlers, you don that new see-through shirt that has burning up your closet? No? Well apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is perfectly happy drawing attention to herself by wearing a see-through top while shopping in Brentwood with her two little aliens.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Should Manage Joaquin Phoenix
Gwyneth Paltrow is always yapping about something. She's super smart and experienced and has spent years in the the "real" world. That's why she commented about Joaquin Phoenix and his budding (or wilting) rap career.
"I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I'm not quite sure what, but I can't believe that he's really going to quit [acting] forever to become a rapper. It seems kind of odd."
She also went on to give Joaquin some advice.
"Hmm ... maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe."
Ha! That's rich. As if Gwyneth has ever set foot within a hundred yards of the projects. And I think someone would beat Joaquin down in about five minutes when he mutters some crazy crap.
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