Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s New Book: “How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture”

If you didn't think Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were disgusting creatures before you probably will after reading their new book, “How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.” These two are really what is wrong with American society today.
In their new book Speidi is here to tell you: becoming wildly famous requires hard work and a no-fail blueprint for success. Thinks you will learn from their new book:
* Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
* Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
* Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
* Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
Audrina Patridge: Heidi Montag Wants to Be "Next Octomom!"

Apparently Heidi Montag has reached a new level of asinine.
"She said she wanted to be the next Octomom!" Hills star Audrina Patridge told Usmagazine.com at the Surfrider's 25th Anniversary Gala on Friday in L.A. "I was like, 'Heidi, no you don't!'"
Ok - ALL 50 states need to pass a law right now that strictly forbades Heidi from ever having any kids - especially 8! Could you imagine 8 little rugrats that are a blend of Heidi and Spencer? Jon & Kate will look like a friggin' picnic.
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Ugly People

A makeup-less Heidi Montag smiled for the camera with her husband Spencer Pratt as they left a Malibu yogurt shop on August 11.
Heidi Montag Talks About Her Plastic Surgery to Playboy

Heidi Montag opens up about getting plastic surgery in the upcoming September issue of Playboy magazine. Montag graces the cover of the magazine and answers questions in an interview conducted by her husband, Spencer Pratt.
The 22-year-old admits Playboy is what inspired her to get breast enhancement surgery in 2007.
“When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys,” she says.
Montag also had a nose job and reveals she doesn’t plan to stop there.
“I plan to get a few more upgrades…I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups,” she says.
So what does she have in mind?

Heidi and Spencer Show Off Heidi's Playboy Magazine Cover!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used the premier of "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" to show off the cover of the upcoming Playboy featuring Heidi Montag on the Cover. What fame whores!
Heidi Montag Won't Appear Nude In Playboy

In probably one of the dumbest career moves of her "career," Heidi Montag won't appear nude in the upcoming September issue of Playboy.
Heidi (Montag) Pratt To Perform At Miss Universe Pageant

Heidi Pratt has been selected to perform during the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant next month. She will perform"Turn Ya Head" off her upcoming debut album, Unleashed (due out Sept. 23).
Other celebrities that will take the stage are Celebrity Apprentice star Claudia Jordan, Flo Rida, Kelly Rowland and dancer David Guetta. The Pageant will air on Aug. 23.






