Sienna Miller Has A New Boy Toy
Sienna Miller's all-devouring power crotch has latched itself onto another man. This time the lucky bloke is DJ Slinky Wizard. Yes, you read that correctly. The two partied in Ibiza jumping off boats and wearing bikinis. Strangely, Sienna managed not to take her top off, and even stranger, the dude is actually single!
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Balthazar Getty And Sienna Miller Together Again
I thought Balthy and Sienna were done a while ago? Apparently Balthazar hasn't divorced yet because Sienna can't stay away from a married peen for long! The couple were spotted hanging on a boat in Positano, Italy over the weekend. Sienna was in a bikini, which is an upgrade from her normal boating attire - topless. Not really sure what these two see in each other!
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Whoever wrote this should be nominated for some kind of Nobel prize for writing some of the best non-fiction words in quite some time. Sienna Miller, holed up with Balthazar Getty in LA the last few weeks, came home to her pad in North London to find the words "slut" spray-painted on the side of the house.
I could understand being pretty pissed off at this normally, but it Sienna's case it's genuinely true. What else does she expect? In all fairness, I guess someone should paint gigolo manwhore on Balthazar Getty's house, but my guess is that his security is a bit tighter.
SourceSienna Miller And Balthazar Getty Dine In Malibu
It looks as if Balthazar Gettty has been busy spending time consoling his wife and tending to his children. Really busy. That is, if his wife and children happen to be under this table in Malibu.
Sienna "wannabe Virgin Mary" Miller and Balthazar "I bathe in oil" Getty had lunch with Jerry Bruckheimer and his wife over the weekend in Malibu. Both seemed to have nary a care in the world as if this whole "scandal" was just one big prepostourous lie created by the tabloids. Sienna's vagina literally must be lined with heroin, because why else would you throw so much away for such a skank.
Some people never cease to amaze.
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At It Again
Remember how Balthazar Getty was all in save mode? Trying to save his marriage. Well, that only lasted for one weekend...you know, you have kids, a wife, a house and life together, etc. Better spend a whopping two days trying to save it. Apparently Getty was spotted kissing Sienna "homewrecker" Miller in Malibu at a grocery store over the weekend.
