Brittany Murphy Has Issues
Ok I'm sorry, I'm really not that superficial, but this is asinine. Does a girl this hot really need to be with that dude? It's almost appalling. Brittany Murphy was spotted at LAX sucking face with her blimpy husband Simon Monjack. Dude basically hit the lottery! And I'm not really sure what she hit - rock bottom?
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Derek Jeter As A Homeless Guy
Derek Jeter was spotted on Coney Island dressed up (or down, I guess) as a homeless man for a cameo in Mark Wahlberg & Will Ferrell's new movie "The Other Guys."
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Photogallery: Ashlee SImpson's Vegas B-Day
Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 25th birthday party at Wet Republic in Vegas (you know - the same classy place that Lohan and Jon Gosselin party). She had a cake and her emo troll boyfriend and her desperate sister to keep her company. What a partay!
Kate Beckinsale & Her Daughter Shopping At Fred Segal
Lindsay Lohan's TrueBlood Audition
Lindsay Lohan has basically been blacklisted from getting any work in Hwood, so she has been reduced to auditioning on Twitter. And by audition, I mean pose with cheap fake fangs and pray that someone will give her a job.
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Paris Hilton Pumps Gas
Now here is the perfect job for Paris Hilton! It's totally her speed. I mean, she'd have to actually read the octane ratings on the pump, but she could be taught that in a jiffy. Unfortunately, Paris was just filming some dumb hidden camera show where she pretends to be a gas station attendant.
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Sienna Miller Has A New Boy Toy
Sienna Miller's all-devouring power crotch has latched itself onto another man. This time the lucky bloke is DJ Slinky Wizard. Yes, you read that correctly. The two partied in Ibiza jumping off boats and wearing bikinis. Strangely, Sienna managed not to take her top off, and even stranger, the dude is actually single!
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Kim Kardashian Hard At Work
Kim Kardashian works really really hard. First she gets up around noon, drives her Range Rover around, eats at a cafe and then dons a bikini and jumps on a trampoline. All these people keep complaining about the economy, but they should just really work as hard as she does.
